The first five (5) people to respond to this post will get something "green" from me.
This offer does have some restrictions and limitations so please read carefully:
1. I make no guarantees that you will like what I send. Whatcha get is whatcha get.
2. What I give will be just for you, with love.
3. It'll be done this year (2009).
4. I will not give you any clue what it's going to be. It will be something sent in the real world and not something cyber. It may be edible, useful, or extremely unique.
5. I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.
6. Be one of the first 5 comments on this post...then send your mailing address via e-mail.
7. In return if you would like to send 5 people a gift in 2009, all you need to do is post this text into a note of your own and give gifts to the first five (5) people to respond to your note.