Fortunately I had money to buy a toy. Unfortunately I ate a sandwich at Peanut Tucky and now I have no money.
Fortunately I had a free toy ticket from Peanut Tucky. Unfortunately a teenager took it.
Fortunately I know Tae Kwon Do and I kicked him in the face and said ha ha. Unfortunately he pushed me in the water and beat me and everyone kicked him.
Fortunately I did a 360 kick and got his money. Unfortunately he took some and he fell off the end and he was captured.
Fortunately I had enough money to buy the toy and [he would] be gone forever. The End